Woman Delivers 19-Pound Baby

Stephanie — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 03:36:47 +0000

An Indonesian woman delivered a 19.2 pound baby on Monday. WHOA! WHAT? Is that even humanely possible? Apparently it is! This baby didn’t even set the world record (23 pounds set in 1879). Unbelievable. Check out the article and accompanying photo of the baby. The little guy next to him looks a little scared, don’t you think?

Babies = awesome. Asian babies = more awesome. BIG ASIAN BABY = enough awesome to share with everyone.

The Boobinator

Stephanie — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:21:30 +0000

Dear Women of the World: If you desire bigger breasts, smaller breasts, higher breasts, or maybe your breasts could just be a little more symmetrical, Dr. Ted Eisenberg is your man. This Philadelphia-based plastic surgeon specializes in cosmetic breast surgery, and he happens to have a trick or two up his sleeve. Now, don’t run away when I tell you this: Dr. Eisenberg throws 12-inch long knives at home…for fun. But no worries, ladies, he won’t turn Dexter Morgan on you. Dr. Eisenberg says that his “cool hobby” of throwing knives and tomahawks keeps him feeling calm and serene which helps him in the OR. He has even brought home a trophy or two from knife-throwing competitions. Very impressive!

Click here to read more about Dr. Eisenberg. Be sure to check out photos 2 and 3 for some knife-throwing action. He’s even wearing scrubs in the photos. How cute. To top it all off, the article has the best article ending ever:

He also earned a new nickname: The Boobinator.

“I think it will stick,” he says proudly. Pun intended.

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Woman Delivers 19-Pound Baby

The Boobinator