Author Archives: Matt

Name: Matt
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E-mail: matt@awesomopolis.com
# of Posts: 36
Personal URL: http://pifry.blogspot.com/
Life || Burger Bed [July 13, 2009]

Who wants a giant Cheeseburger Bed?

(8 foot diameter)
This bed (erroneously called a “Hamburger Bed” but still awesome) is on sale via eBay (the source of the picture).  You can read a little about the bed here.  As creator of the BurgerMap, I’m considering bidding on this, however, I want to first make sure it won’t [...]

Science || Strength vs Time [July 12, 2009]

CNN reports that Night Owls (people who prefer to be active at night to the morning) can be kind of out of it in the morning but actually get stronger at night, while Early Birds (morning people) have relatively constant abilities over the course of the day.  I made a graph, as I am wont [...]

Sports || Two’s Company; Three’s Awesome [July 7, 2009]

Q: What do the World Series trophy, the Lombardi Trophy and the Stanley Cup have in common?
A: I got all three in a picture today from 2 feet away.
In Pennsylvania’s Capitol today, the three major championship trophies held by Pennsylvania teams were proudly displayed together for all to see, out in the open on a [...]

Entertainment || Happy Canada Day [July 1, 2009]

Happy Canada Day, everyone. In the spirit of friendship, I offer this classic 80s music video, produced a few years ago by the wonderful folks at CBS and the show How I Met Your Mother:

I also offer this quote, written for the New York Times today, from Canadian comedian Sean Cullen:
“Back home, hockey highlights [...]

Food || BurgerMap Philly [June 25, 2009]

www.awesomeopolis.com/burgermap
BurgerMap Philly is here! A pet project of mine for a while, I finally got to work on it in earnest. This color-coded-by-rating map of Philadelphia burgers is going to be an ongoing project of mine, and I submit the Beta version to you, readers. Each Philly burger I’ve eaten (and remember [...]

Entertainment || Oh Sweet! Futurama’s On! [June 10, 2009]

Futurama’s back!  Imagine how excited I was to find out that Comedy Central ordered 13 new episodes of Futurama.  Now double that excitement, because upon further reflection, they changed their order to 26 new episodes of Futurama!  I even confirmed it with Entertainment Weekly.
First new episodes are scheduled to air in 2010.  This is awesome [...]

News || Badass of the Week [June 8, 2009]

This week’s badass award goes to an angry mob in Kensington, a rough and economically distressed neighborhood in Philadelphia, PA.  The members of this mob, upon hearing that the guy who raped an 11-year-old girl was on the run from the police and possibly in their neighborhood, took to the streets in a rare moment [...]

Entertainment, Food, Life, News || HoagieFest 2009 [June 5, 2009]

For those of you who live near a Wawa, rejoice!  It’s HoagieFest 2009!  For those of you who don’t live near a Wawa, consider moving.
I can’t think of anything that fits the spirit of Life in Awesomeopolis better than HoagieFest.  It takes something already awesome, Wawa, and layers on top of it some pure unadulterated [...]

Food || Clash of the Eating Titans [June 1, 2009]

You know what’s awesome?  Eating.  What’s more awesome than that?  Eating really delicious food.  And what’s even more awesome than that?  Eating an astronomical amount of really delicious food.  Is it any wonder, then, that Takeru Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut have become household names?
It’s not like these men are Presidents, actors, authors, or even athletes [...]

Science || City Math [May 22, 2009]

Neil Gaiman once wrote, “Cities are not people. But, like people, cities have their own personalities: in some cases one city has many different personalities — there are a dozen Londons, a crowd of different New Yorks.”  This was his introduction to a piece written for Sim City 2000 (don’t recognize it?  Query a library [...]