Badass TV Character Bracket Championship – House vs Tam
By: Corey | May 25, 2009 at 12:00 am

Welcome to our ongoing bracket series here on Awesomeopolis.com!

This month’s bracket attempts to figure out this question: “Who is the Most Badass TV Character?”

UPDATE: Congrats to RIVER TAM for winning!  There will be follow-up posts soon, so in the meantime help us decide who is going to qualify for our next bracket by voting in our Badass Movie Villain Bracket!

After the Sweet Sixteen, Elite Eight, and Final Four, we’re onto the Badass Championships!  On the left side of the bracket Dr. Gregory House has cleared house and hobbled his way past all challengers to earn his spot.  On the right, River Tam has beaten up the competition on her way to the finals.

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Here’s the bracket as it currently stands:

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UPDATE: Congrats to RIVER TAM for winning!  There will be follow-up posts soon, so in the meantime help us decide who is going to qualify for our next bracket by voting in our Badass Movie Villain Bracket!

After the jump, see the schedule rundown and vote in the Championship!

Here’s the schedule:

Seeding Poll (Selection of Top 16) – April 27 to April 30
Sweet Sixteen – May 4 to 9
Elite Eight – May 11 to 16
Final Four – May 18 to 23
Badass Championship – May 25 to 30

Voting for each round will end at 11:59pm EST of the final day.

After it’s all said and done, we’ll be sending a “Certificate of Awesome” to the actor that plays that character.

Championship polls close at 11:59pm EST on Saturday May 30! After the polls close, we’ll have our winner!

And now, the final:


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How He Got Here:

Defeated #16 Donaghy 73% – 27%
Defeated #8 Cox 84% – 16%
Defeated #13 O’Neill 61% – 39%

How She Got Here:

Defeated #7 Westen 58% – 42%
Defeated #2 Bauer 62% – 38%
Defeated #13 Thrace 68% – 31%

Who Is More Badass? Badass Bracket Championship!

  • River Tam - Firefly (59%, 3,518 Votes)
  • Dr. Gregory House - House (41%, 2,466 Votes)

Total Voters: 5,984

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UPDATE: Congrats to RIVER TAM for winning!  There will be follow-up posts soon, so in the meantime help us decide who is going to qualify for our next bracket by voting in our Badass Movie Villain Bracket!


72 Comments

  1. SerenityFTW
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 3:20 am | Permalink

    House is a smart ass doctor who wouldn’t know how to shoot a gun let alone take out an army of flesh eating reavers. IMO if you spend your life in a safety zone curing people, you cant be a badass. You can be cool… but not a badass.

  2. Gusar
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 5:07 am | Permalink

    Nothing against House, he’s cool and all. But compared to “Crazy Woman” River (still laughing at that profession description)… no competition really. River shot three people, with three bullets, while her eyes were closed! And she doesn’t need bullets in the first place, she can kill you with her brain!

  3. Traum
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 10:53 am | Permalink

    River Tam is no crazy woman. She is a nice girl on the side of good, against the evil.
    Please change the description.

  4. Gusar
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 10:59 am | Permalink

    Oh, come on, Traum… take it with humor. We all know River is a sweetie and has gotten most of the trauma out of her system at the end of Serenity. But still, the description kinda fits, if you don’t take it too seriously that is.

    In the end, there’s only one thing that’s important: No power in the ‘verse can stop her!

  5. Tam
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 11:08 am | Permalink

    River FTW!!! No power in the verse can stop her!!

  6. Resident
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 11:25 am | Permalink

    No power in the ‘verse can stop her to win this.
    House is not a “badass”, he’s just a jerk. :S

  7. ebshumidors
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 11:43 am | Permalink

    House nem fog nyerni! Go River! She can kill you with her brain and I can sort of speak Hungarian!

  8. starkiller
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 11:56 am | Permalink

    River Tam is a weapon. The Alliance made the Reavers by accident, they made River Tam on purpose.

  9. elainecleo
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 2:36 pm | Permalink

    There is not a contest here, River it is.

  10. viktorialove
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 3:47 pm | Permalink

    House <3 :’(

  11. Camder
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 4:30 pm | Permalink

    River Tam. No competition.

  12. Alexq66
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 4:36 pm | Permalink

    River Will Win

  13. Posted May 25, 2009 at 4:44 pm | Permalink

    for Summer Glau-fans: please, please, please, check in at welovesummer.net!

    House defeated O’Neill???

  14. carl savanh
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 4:45 pm | Permalink

    Definitely House. No question bout it. He is an amazing actor also, and that definitely adds to his character. Extremely cool also!!!

  15. Phoebe
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 4:52 pm | Permalink

    Maybe House couldn’t take out a ton of reavers with his mad combat skillz, but he’d probably be able to cure reaver-ism.

  16. SerenityFTW
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 5:45 pm | Permalink

    You think watching a guy cure a disease, while crackin jokes, is badass???

  17. John Golden
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 6:18 pm | Permalink

    While House would if he could, River can kill House with her brain.

    Nuff said.

  18. Boom
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 6:57 pm | Permalink

    House is a stud. I’m not diggin’ that girl’s semi disfigured face.

  19. Posted May 25, 2009 at 7:02 pm | Permalink

    Wait, seriously, how did House beat O’Neill? I love House, but he’s more bitchy than badass… in any case, River Tam is clearly as badass as it gets.

  20. SerenityFTW
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 7:03 pm | Permalink

    This ain’t a beauty contest “Boom”…

  21. Tom Daylight
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 8:05 pm | Permalink

    What, no Rousseau from Lost?

  22. Boom
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 8:48 pm | Permalink

    Didn’t say it was “Serenity”…

  23. Robyn
    Posted May 25, 2009 at 10:27 pm | Permalink

    Bad Brackets! I want to see Starbuck and Six versus River and Zoe in the No Holds Barred Texas Tag Team Cage Match of Death.

    SO SAY WE ALL ! ! !

  24. Posted May 25, 2009 at 11:04 pm | Permalink

    River Tam is hot with possible sexslave programming. That’s all she needs to win my vote.

  25. Case
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 2:45 am | Permalink

    Summer Glau’s face semi disfigured? That just deserves a great big WTF!?

    Oh well,she’s going to win so who cares what that guy thinks …

  26. Chris
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 4:09 am | Permalink

    House is a badass because of the things he says. These would either go over River’s head, or she’d stare at him, or have a more clever reply, depending on her mood and stability at the time. – And then she’d kick his ass.

  27. Rik
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 5:43 am | Permalink

    How did House beat Cox ?
    No matter – he’s going down now.

    River can probably do house’s job better than he can – at least the diagnosing. She’d leave the treatment to simon

  28. Robert
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 8:15 am | Permalink

    River is obviously the one. The qualifier is that on TV we didn’t get to see what a badass she was. In the movie SERENITY, however, we did. As we see her in the movie, she could easily take on all the other people in this poll at once and handle them with ease. But we never got to see THAT River in the TV show, though we got hints of her.

  29. rory
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 10:42 am | Permalink

    HUGH all the way!! He is just the BEST!! No contest here.

  30. marla
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 10:44 am | Permalink

    Go Hugh!! Yu are so awesome!! Who is Tam anyway?

  31. Priscellie
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 11:13 am | Permalink

    River is far more badass than House! No contest.

  32. :D
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 11:35 am | Permalink

    House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House House
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. Gusar
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 11:51 am | Permalink

    @marla: *This* is River Tam: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHURxizhURI

  34. Boom
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 2:17 pm | Permalink

    #25 She’s going to win what? An online poll? LMAO

  35. Gusar
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 2:22 pm | Permalink

    Boom, your pic, please. Because if you’re spewing out stuff like Summer having a disfigured face, you must be the handsomest person in the world.

    Summer has her loyal fan base, people lining up in droves at conventions to meet her. For that matter, Hugh Laurie probably has a large fan base too, he’s definitely cool enough. What do you have? Nothing better to do in your life than rile up Summer’s fans. Congratulations, you’re an internet troll. Which I’m feeding right now, but oh well..

  36. Boom
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 2:24 pm | Permalink

    Sorry, but I don’t hand my picture out to strangers on the internet. What are you a pedophile?

  37. Gusar
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 3:07 pm | Permalink

    You totally missed the point of my comment. Actually, you seemingly did a clever thing in diverting it to something else. Only seemingly though, what you did is a classic straw-man, which is not a good argument technique.
    No, I’m not a pedophile. I’m apparently someone that has too much time, so he wastes it to feed trolls in the internet. But no matter what, I’m a better person than you.

  38. Boom
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 4:30 pm | Permalink

    You’d be better off wasting your time watching reruns of dollhouse.

  39. Csucsu
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 4:32 pm | Permalink

    The only I can say that: GO HOUSE! GO RIVER!

  40. Posted May 26, 2009 at 4:45 pm | Permalink

    Ignore Boom, he’s a troll.

    http://welovesummer.net (if you love Summer Glau)

  41. dorn hetzel
    Posted May 26, 2009 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

    What’s missing from the brackets to have a good matchup is Cameron Phillips. Cameron vs. River! Now that I’d pay to see :)

  42. Posted May 26, 2009 at 7:24 pm | Permalink

    Honestly there’s no contest here. She once took out twenty people in a bar and then had a pleasant nap. House can’t even successfully poison one person without feeling guilty about it.

    Interesting that River Tam ends up going up against a doctor in the final round, seeing as how her brother IS Dr. Simon Tam and has many similarities to our dear Dr. House. In fact considering what all Simon goes through, chances are Dr. Simon Tam becomes Dr. House in twenty years. Cantankerous. Rowdy. Manipulative. Fiendish. Self-serving. Untrusting. Too smart for his own good, and probably addicted to pain pills. He might even start hallucinating dead people.

    River Tam wins hands down, not just because she could kill House with her brain, but because she will know (through adept speculation and not psychic witchcraft tho some still believe it’s the latter) what House is thinking before he can think it, and that’s pretty amazing cuz House’s brain’s pretty incredible in its own right, but he’s still got an amygdala. Those things slow down thought processes. He should have his removed. River’s doing fine without one now. After a fashion.

    Also, he’d be too busy trying to bed her. Which is gross cuz she’s half his age. She’d just knock him out and chain him up and move on to the next cantankerous sot with a narcissistic psychological aberration.

  43. Ron
    Posted May 27, 2009 at 5:25 am | Permalink

    no competition here, it’s all River Tam baby!

  44. Nonsense
    Posted May 28, 2009 at 2:27 pm | Permalink

    This is the most laughable competition here I’ve ever seen.
    What laughable character choices. Is this kiddie competition here?

  45. Not even a fight
    Posted May 29, 2009 at 9:46 am | Permalink

    Yeh,

    as if a drug addicted cripple would stand a chance vs.
    a brain damaged assasin weirdo

  46. Posted May 29, 2009 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    this competition is like voting in former gdr: you may vote yes or yes for summer :P

  47. all
    Posted May 29, 2009 at 5:42 pm | Permalink

    House is the best!!!

  48. Tony
    Posted May 29, 2009 at 6:50 pm | Permalink

    River would make House scream for his mommy.

  49. HeLL
    Posted May 30, 2009 at 2:43 am | Permalink

    Only House) he is good… very good… badass))
    and I don’t like the girls like River)))))

  50. stephen vargas
    Posted May 30, 2009 at 1:17 pm | Permalink

    SERIOUSLY……..RIVER TAM CAN KILL PPL WITH HER BRAIN!!!!!!!(^o^)

  51. Gusar
    Posted May 30, 2009 at 1:55 pm | Permalink

    Whoa, during the week it looked like a clear win for River. But it’ll be quite close actually. Well, River will still win. As it should be. :P

  52. Posted May 30, 2009 at 7:19 pm | Permalink

    Glad to see River made it this far… and will win, most definitely. Summer Glau seems like a real humble being. n.n

  53. Posted May 31, 2009 at 4:02 am | Permalink

    ммм )) бьютифильный блог ;)
    Не думал сменить тему? Поставить ещё тройку виджетови будет гораздо красивее..ну это вот это будет симпотно действительно :)
    Кстати , ты какой хостинг используешь? =)

  54. can
    Posted May 31, 2009 at 5:40 am | Permalink

    river tam is real badass

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  56. Posted June 4, 2009 at 7:54 am | Permalink

    у вас окупается проект? я знаю что лучше различные партнерки не покликам

  57. Posted June 4, 2009 at 7:04 pm | Permalink

    вы геи ???

  58. Posted June 5, 2009 at 4:20 am | Permalink

    тебе симпатичны толстушки?

  59. only4me2know
    Posted June 5, 2009 at 6:45 am | Permalink

    House doesn’t need bullets to take you out. He can do it with nothing but wit. Truly the real bad ass!

  60. Posted June 5, 2009 at 9:47 am | Permalink

    старушке тяжелее писать блоги , как эх угнаться такие вот блоги

  61. Posted June 5, 2009 at 7:30 pm | Permalink

    у вас окпается блог? нужна помощь в обмене линками

  62. Posted June 6, 2009 at 6:03 am | Permalink

    хочу подготтовить интервью с создателем блога, прошу написать мне в один изадресов на домашней страничке, уж слишком интересные фото получаются

  63. Posted June 6, 2009 at 7:04 am | Permalink

    хай ! почитай мой блог про мой перо жизни, буде чё повторяй после мной и будем в группе ыы

  64. Posted June 7, 2009 at 11:59 am | Permalink

    Привет! =) видел новый фильм Идентификация Борна
    вот описание :) :
    “Команда итальянского рыболовецкого судна находит в водах Средиземного моря тело мужчины. У него два пулевых ранения в спине и имплантированный в бедро микрофильм, помеченный номером швейцарского банка. Если калека незнакомец приходит в понимание, оказывается, который он не помнит кто он, и что с ним случилось, однако он может сказывать не нескольких языках и обладает другими экстраординарными способностями. Получив в Цюрихе деньжонки с указанного банковского счета он узнает свое кличка – Джейсон Борн. Однако настоящее ли это его термин иначе нет? Борн ничто не помнит. Пытаясь вспомнить свое прошлое, он находит свой адрес в Париже, но вместе с этим понимает, что отслеживается убийцей. Борн уговаривает немецкую студентку Мэри отвезти его в Париж, воеже выяснить однако о своем прошлом и понять, который хочет его убить…”
    Когда который вот тут с хорошим качеством позволительно посмотреть :) ))
    Приключения

  65. Posted June 8, 2009 at 7:08 am | Permalink

    а вы нравится постите ролики вблоге?

  66. Moe
    Posted June 10, 2009 at 12:38 pm | Permalink

    River is much, much better. Who else can kill a barful of people and look good doing it!? With all due respect, house, I nominate River Tam!

    Ps… I can kill you with my brain…

  67. Bug
    Posted June 11, 2009 at 12:36 am | Permalink

    Damnit /tv/, what have you done.

  68. Posted June 15, 2009 at 6:55 pm | Permalink

    House season finale just took off with whatever badass-ery (?) he had…

  69. Hemmick
    Posted June 15, 2009 at 7:58 pm | Permalink

    It is really no surprise River won, she is a gorram badass

  70. Lan
    Posted June 26, 2009 at 9:26 am | Permalink

    Well River TAM won this one from the start. She’s the equivalent of having a wild animal as a pet. You just never know when those animal instincts to kill might come out. Especially when the animal in question is the most efficient killer there is. I’m puzzled why Katherine weaver of Xiera corp (TSCC) wasn’t in it, She’s a “good” terminator but she’s so bad ass I’m not sure she’s on anyside and kills inventively, cold and indiscriminately.

  71. Posted July 2, 2009 at 10:52 am | Permalink

    Очень понравился ваш блог! Подписался на rss. Буду регулярно читать.

  72. g
    Posted August 27, 2009 at 2:52 pm | Permalink

    Who the fuck is that b*itch? And who are that bunch of fuckers who voted for her?!

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