Welcome to our ongoing bracket series here on Awesomeopolis.com!
This month’s bracket attempts to figure out this question: “Who is the Most Badass TV Character?”
UPDATE: Congrats to RIVER TAM for winning! There will be follow-up posts soon, so in the meantime help us decide who is going to qualify for our next bracket by voting in our Badass Movie Villain Bracket!
After the Sweet Sixteen, Elite Eight, and Final Four, we’re onto the Badass Championships! On the left side of the bracket Dr. Gregory House has cleared house and hobbled his way past all challengers to earn his spot. On the right, River Tam has beaten up the competition on her way to the finals.
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Here’s the bracket as it currently stands:

UPDATE: Congrats to RIVER TAM for winning! There will be follow-up posts soon, so in the meantime help us decide who is going to qualify for our next bracket by voting in our Badass Movie Villain Bracket!
After the jump, see the schedule rundown and vote in the Championship!
Here’s the schedule:
Seeding Poll (Selection of Top 16) – April 27 to April 30
Sweet Sixteen – May 4 to 9
Elite Eight – May 11 to 16
Final Four – May 18 to 23
Badass Championship – May 25 to 30
Voting for each round will end at 11:59pm EST of the final day.
After it’s all said and done, we’ll be sending a “Certificate of Awesome” to the actor that plays that character.
Championship polls close at 11:59pm EST on Saturday May 30! After the polls close, we’ll have our winner!
And now, the final:
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| How He Got Here:
Defeated #16 Donaghy 73% – 27% |
How She Got Here:
Defeated #7 Westen 58% – 42% |
Who Is More Badass? Badass Bracket Championship!
Total Voters: 5,984 |
UPDATE: Congrats to RIVER TAM for winning! There will be follow-up posts soon, so in the meantime help us decide who is going to qualify for our next bracket by voting in our Badass Movie Villain Bracket!




72 Comments
House is a smart ass doctor who wouldn’t know how to shoot a gun let alone take out an army of flesh eating reavers. IMO if you spend your life in a safety zone curing people, you cant be a badass. You can be cool… but not a badass.
Nothing against House, he’s cool and all. But compared to “Crazy Woman” River (still laughing at that profession description)… no competition really. River shot three people, with three bullets, while her eyes were closed! And she doesn’t need bullets in the first place, she can kill you with her brain!
River Tam is no crazy woman. She is a nice girl on the side of good, against the evil.
Please change the description.
Oh, come on, Traum… take it with humor. We all know River is a sweetie and has gotten most of the trauma out of her system at the end of Serenity. But still, the description kinda fits, if you don’t take it too seriously that is.
In the end, there’s only one thing that’s important: No power in the ‘verse can stop her!
River FTW!!! No power in the verse can stop her!!
No power in the ‘verse can stop her to win this.
House is not a “badass”, he’s just a jerk. :S
House nem fog nyerni! Go River! She can kill you with her brain and I can sort of speak Hungarian!
River Tam is a weapon. The Alliance made the Reavers by accident, they made River Tam on purpose.
There is not a contest here, River it is.
House <3 :’(
River Tam. No competition.
River Will Win
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House defeated O’Neill???
Definitely House. No question bout it. He is an amazing actor also, and that definitely adds to his character. Extremely cool also!!!
Maybe House couldn’t take out a ton of reavers with his mad combat skillz, but he’d probably be able to cure reaver-ism.
You think watching a guy cure a disease, while crackin jokes, is badass???
While House would if he could, River can kill House with her brain.
Nuff said.
House is a stud. I’m not diggin’ that girl’s semi disfigured face.
Wait, seriously, how did House beat O’Neill? I love House, but he’s more bitchy than badass… in any case, River Tam is clearly as badass as it gets.
This ain’t a beauty contest “Boom”…
What, no Rousseau from Lost?
Didn’t say it was “Serenity”…
Bad Brackets! I want to see Starbuck and Six versus River and Zoe in the No Holds Barred Texas Tag Team Cage Match of Death.
SO SAY WE ALL ! ! !
River Tam is hot with possible sexslave programming. That’s all she needs to win my vote.
Summer Glau’s face semi disfigured? That just deserves a great big WTF!?
Oh well,she’s going to win so who cares what that guy thinks …
House is a badass because of the things he says. These would either go over River’s head, or she’d stare at him, or have a more clever reply, depending on her mood and stability at the time. – And then she’d kick his ass.
How did House beat Cox ?
No matter – he’s going down now.
River can probably do house’s job better than he can – at least the diagnosing. She’d leave the treatment to simon
River is obviously the one. The qualifier is that on TV we didn’t get to see what a badass she was. In the movie SERENITY, however, we did. As we see her in the movie, she could easily take on all the other people in this poll at once and handle them with ease. But we never got to see THAT River in the TV show, though we got hints of her.
HUGH all the way!! He is just the BEST!! No contest here.
Go Hugh!! Yu are so awesome!! Who is Tam anyway?
River is far more badass than House! No contest.
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@marla: *This* is River Tam: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHURxizhURI
#25 She’s going to win what? An online poll? LMAO
Boom, your pic, please. Because if you’re spewing out stuff like Summer having a disfigured face, you must be the handsomest person in the world.
Summer has her loyal fan base, people lining up in droves at conventions to meet her. For that matter, Hugh Laurie probably has a large fan base too, he’s definitely cool enough. What do you have? Nothing better to do in your life than rile up Summer’s fans. Congratulations, you’re an internet troll. Which I’m feeding right now, but oh well..
Sorry, but I don’t hand my picture out to strangers on the internet. What are you a pedophile?
You totally missed the point of my comment. Actually, you seemingly did a clever thing in diverting it to something else. Only seemingly though, what you did is a classic straw-man, which is not a good argument technique.
No, I’m not a pedophile. I’m apparently someone that has too much time, so he wastes it to feed trolls in the internet. But no matter what, I’m a better person than you.
You’d be better off wasting your time watching reruns of dollhouse.
The only I can say that: GO HOUSE! GO RIVER!
Ignore Boom, he’s a troll.
http://welovesummer.net (if you love Summer Glau)
What’s missing from the brackets to have a good matchup is Cameron Phillips. Cameron vs. River! Now that I’d pay to see
Honestly there’s no contest here. She once took out twenty people in a bar and then had a pleasant nap. House can’t even successfully poison one person without feeling guilty about it.
Interesting that River Tam ends up going up against a doctor in the final round, seeing as how her brother IS Dr. Simon Tam and has many similarities to our dear Dr. House. In fact considering what all Simon goes through, chances are Dr. Simon Tam becomes Dr. House in twenty years. Cantankerous. Rowdy. Manipulative. Fiendish. Self-serving. Untrusting. Too smart for his own good, and probably addicted to pain pills. He might even start hallucinating dead people.
River Tam wins hands down, not just because she could kill House with her brain, but because she will know (through adept speculation and not psychic witchcraft tho some still believe it’s the latter) what House is thinking before he can think it, and that’s pretty amazing cuz House’s brain’s pretty incredible in its own right, but he’s still got an amygdala. Those things slow down thought processes. He should have his removed. River’s doing fine without one now. After a fashion.
Also, he’d be too busy trying to bed her. Which is gross cuz she’s half his age. She’d just knock him out and chain him up and move on to the next cantankerous sot with a narcissistic psychological aberration.
no competition here, it’s all River Tam baby!
This is the most laughable competition here I’ve ever seen.
What laughable character choices. Is this kiddie competition here?
Yeh,
as if a drug addicted cripple would stand a chance vs.
a brain damaged assasin weirdo
this competition is like voting in former gdr: you may vote yes or yes for summer
House is the best!!!
River would make House scream for his mommy.
Only House) he is good… very good… badass))
and I don’t like the girls like River)))))
SERIOUSLY……..RIVER TAM CAN KILL PPL WITH HER BRAIN!!!!!!!(^o^)
Whoa, during the week it looked like a clear win for River. But it’ll be quite close actually. Well, River will still win. As it should be.
Glad to see River made it this far… and will win, most definitely. Summer Glau seems like a real humble being. n.n
ммм )) бьютифильный блог

Не думал сменить тему? Поставить ещё тройку виджетови будет гораздо красивее..ну это вот это будет симпотно действительно
Кстати , ты какой хостинг используешь? =)
river tam is real badass
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House doesn’t need bullets to take you out. He can do it with nothing but wit. Truly the real bad ass!
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у вас окпается блог? нужна помощь в обмене линками
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Привет! =) видел новый фильм Идентификация Борна
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вот описание
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Когда который вот тут с хорошим качеством позволительно посмотреть
Приключения
а вы нравится постите ролики вблоге?
River is much, much better. Who else can kill a barful of people and look good doing it!? With all due respect, house, I nominate River Tam!
Ps… I can kill you with my brain…
Damnit /tv/, what have you done.
House season finale just took off with whatever badass-ery (?) he had…
It is really no surprise River won, she is a gorram badass
Well River TAM won this one from the start. She’s the equivalent of having a wild animal as a pet. You just never know when those animal instincts to kill might come out. Especially when the animal in question is the most efficient killer there is. I’m puzzled why Katherine weaver of Xiera corp (TSCC) wasn’t in it, She’s a “good” terminator but she’s so bad ass I’m not sure she’s on anyside and kills inventively, cold and indiscriminately.
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Who the fuck is that b*itch? And who are that bunch of fuckers who voted for her?!
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